Book Thirteen

A5 perfect bound 294pp


“Book Thirteen” – author’s introduction


What some of its characters say about Book Thirteen

Books are too bloody long.  I’d wait for the DVD.”
Rude Jude 

“Good try but not enough filth.”
– Obscene Irene

“It’s supposed to be funny, right?”
– ASBO Angie

“The characters are crude caricatures; the drama is contrived.”
– Vile Viola 

“Demented rubbish.  I pissed myself… but that happens a lot these days.”
Cracked Jack

“You have to laugh.”
– Leepus

“Not bad for a first go.  At least the fool got to the end.”
– The Old Writer



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